First of all, don't light us up and just read it all. Here are your Israeli fans talking (more like writing). No, no need to bow down, just give us some pizza. We've been trying to tell you this for at least 40 years; the time has come to come to Israel. Ask Madonna, Simple Plan, Paul McCartney, Evanescence, Aerosmith, Alanis Morissette, Lady Gaga, the Black Eyed Peas, Kaiser Chiefs and MANY other great artists that performed here! We're an awesome crowd! We know, we're also beautiful, smart and full of great personality, but first of all, we're an awesome crowd! You have here thousands of sexy fans, that each and every one of them will sacrifice his own unicorn for your gig! We have lots of beer for Danny, trampolines for Tom, football for Harry, a psychiatric institution for Dougie and Hummus (Houmous) for Gio.
We gathered here today to write you the most emotional funny and stupid letter you'll ever read, but we're not emotional, not funny and most definitely not stupid. Well, if you ask us, anyway. But we want a gig of you here and we think that's enough. You have the option of making these thousands of fans – who are sure that it's not gonna happen – the happiest persons alive, but instead you're just BBQing. Everyday!
So get your asses on a plane, 5 hours flying, stay in an amazing hotel (no, we don't live in a desert), we'll be screaming outside your windows, won't let you sleep, you'll take over the stage in Tel Aviv, we'll sing along, jump like crazy people and might even faint. You'll make our dream come true, we'll be the most thankful fans you can ever imagine for having a great experience for the whole life, and then we'll come back to pick on you for a second show. We're an awesome crowd we're telling ya!
We can keep talking and talking about how much we want you in Israel, but we don't want you to faint from our magical personality. So don't forget that you have fans here as well, who are going crazy while trying their best to bring you to Israel, and you can see it all here: http://www.youtube.com/user/McProjectIsrael
Just one thing, when you come to Israel – not IF, WHEN – don't forget to ask to see the McProject team.
P.s: that's what's waiting for you in Tel Aviv (and it's just a bit) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AOHOkLzgPk&feature=related